The New 2016 Hillary Nutcracker

$29.92

HISTORICAL. HYSTERICAL. COLLECTIBLE. Not to mention, great for pecan pies. As well as being the most trusted name in nutcrackers, you can depend on the Hillary Nutcracker to be the life of any party. In other words, SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
STANDS ALONE– This 9″ high, free-standing replica is truly a one-of-a-kind product that stands apart from your typical Holiday gift. Especially when you consider all the hoopla and national news it will be making during the upcoming Presidential Election year.
IT’S HER ALRIGHT! Get a grip on one of the world’s most recognized, most controversial women. You’ll feel the power in your hand.

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You’ve seen the Hillary Clinton bumper sticker, pen, shirt and poster. You’ve talked about the Hillary Clinton costume, mask and wig. And you’ve even heard about the Hillary Clinton toilet paper. BUT NOW… We introduce to you…

The Brand New Hillary Clinton Nutcracker for the Upcoming 2016 Election!

The #1 Political Gag Gift of the 2016 Election Season… Is America ready for THIS Nutcracker? “Add to Cart” right now to get yours while supplies last! PLEASE NOTE: The older Hillary Nutcracker (dressed in a blue pantsuit) was manufactured by us for the 2008 Presidential Campaign. It is a fun collector’s item, but out-of-date.
HISTORICAL. HYSTERICAL. COLLECTIBLE. Not to mention, great for pecan pies. As well as being the most trusted name in nutcrackers, you can depend on the Hillary Nutcracker to be the life of any party. In other words, SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
STANDS ALONE– This 9″ high, free-standing replica is truly a one-of-a-kind product that stands apart from your typical Holiday gift. Especially when you consider all the hoopla and national news it will be making during the upcoming Presidential Election year.
IT’S HER ALRIGHT! Get a grip on one of the world’s most recognized, most controversial women. You’ll feel the power in your hand.
IT REALLY WORKS! Made from premium parts including her famous Stainless Steel Thighs. Just place a nut between her legs and squeeze. Cracks the toughest nuts, including Republican, Democratic, Brazilian walnuts, pecans, etc.
IN STOCK, ORDER NOW! It’s Crunch Time! Order now while the brand new Hillary Nutcracker is in stock. We are also the manufacturers of the older, blue model you may still see offered on other sites, but it’s outdated. Pink is now!
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